Standing by the door during while we’re de-icing.
Finding a group of friends at the airport and we’re all like…
When my ERJ was FINALLY approved for PED use!!!
When the FAA approved PED usage for other planes and not mine.
Before my coffee in the morning…I’m not a very good person.
After a sip of coffee in the morning, I’m miraculously a brand new person!
When bitches tell me to smile more.
"Is this your normal route?"
When I walk by a hottie on my plane that I somehow missed during boarding.
When a passenger speaks zero English and tries ordering anything.
Fighting with a gate agent
When the pilots make announcements on a 6am flight when everyone is sleeping.
When a flight attendant tries to explain why they left the plane a hot damn mess!
Realizing I’m in bed at 8pm on a Friday night watching MSNBC
Shutting the galley curtain so you can eat in peace